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That seemed more like a teaser then a Pilot.
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When I first saw this, my first thought was. "When pigs fly? Oh god, I gotta play this.", it seemed like it would have been awesome, spectacular, amazing, and when I saw it was pixalated, I was so happy...Until I started. The first thing that bugged me was how short the BG music loop was, but I set that aside. Then OMG, THE PIG IS SO CUTE, AND IT HAS CUTE SQEEKS...If only I knew.
When the game had started, the first tick I had with it, was how RIDICULOUSLY easy it was to die from hitting a wall, which lead to one of my biggest complaints. SQUEEEEK..."WTF was that the pig...my ears are bleeding, music turn sound down...". Then I came to a realization of how bad this game was. The first real issue was that if you hit right, you kept going right, and you didn't lose momentum. This was ok at first, but it ends up having to twiddle with the left and right constantly, trying to keep yourself steady, as you go down a hole, JUST big enough to fit your massive wings, and OH NO, I HIT RIGHT TO MANY TIMES! SQWEEEEEEEEEK...
Then there was the high pitched whir in with the background music, that quite literally gave me a headache, along with the SQWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK.
When I hit the last frames, I came to the realization that the game's level creator was a bastard, because one of the hardest, almost near impossible things to do, was hover, and the map creator exploited this CONSTANTLY, which lead to more deaths, and the inevitable SQWEEEEEEEEEEEEK. I tried to turn the sqweek off, but it didn't work...That damn angel-pig will haunt my nightmares with it's high pitched SQWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEK! Forever...And ever, and ever, and SQWEEK...Oh yea, and then there is also the Weeep, when you hit the spikes.
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I'm pretty sure saying that it's a addicting shooter game, when it's your own game is a little egotistical.
All in all it's just a mediocre game, now Cave Story, was an addicting game, this is not...And the music hurts my ears, because it's really quiet at times, and then BOOM, really loud, highpitched sounds.
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You make songs do you?
Well, it fits with the Metriod Prime series...Ambient and fascinating, but with a touch of darkness.
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I try to make songs, and occasionally they come out good. ^^; It seems I'm good with the ambient sort of thing, though. And I'm a huge fan of the Metroid Prime series. I'm shaking in my seat due to impatience for the trilogy to be released.
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I say this because of how talented you are. To not only make a great game, but a great song with it. I think what makes this such a great song, is that it may be a loop, but it's a long loop.
Now in detail, what I mean is, most people when they make a background music loop, it's only about 50 secs tops, and sounds fairly similar throughout, but this, even though it has the same thing through, but it also changes at the same time...I must sound completely mad...
Well, as I said, it's a awesome song.
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Very pretty...You use a lot of very soothing instruments in this one, and it blends very well :D.
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Thanks for the comments!
~SinJim
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